Donald and Melania Trump: A Love Story for the Ages | The Daily Social Distancing Show

26 אוק 2020
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Donald and Melania: a love story for the ages. #DailyShow
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  • Melania is carrying on her husbands trump of "Your Fired." We should get a poster of her doing the Your fired reaction and they would be look alike's. Lol

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  • Love story: They both love themselves more than anything else (maybe Melania loves the kid more than herself), they both have scandalous histories with scandalous people and secrets to keep- for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a mutual secret that involves Donald, Melania, Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell of a seriously salacious nature (and perhaps illegal). Trump loves himself more than anything, and all decisions and people around him are based on how they affect him directly or how they make him look - are they helping to maintain the facade of greatness when he's really just a pile of shit? And Melania loves her payroll checks and benefits that come with her employment- particularly the "retirement plan" aka the pre-determined amount in divorce funds.

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  • Oh Please, she won't divorce him!

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  • The prenuptial does not commit her to hold hands and financial gifts are prearranged as well. Just an automatic debit from his account to hers. Purely business arrangement... no respect or love between these two.

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  • Then probably after that M was seriously called to order. I’m sure divorce must be underway. But this time it will be devastating for Trump. Melania is living her American dream. But wall up the boarder and cage kids.

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  • That fly on the wall in the Whitehouse is laughing his ass off!

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  • Looks like she’s kissing her grandpa. Yuck.

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  • You all are just running your mouths. You know very little about Trump and the kind of man he really is. He cares about this country and tried to do the right thing, but with all the lies coming from the leftist media no one who didn’t actually check things out and simply listened to the media and the rhetoric coming from the left in Washington has a clue what the man accomplished and was trying to do. I think you will soon know who the bad guys are and will get what you have coming to you. Unfortunately, everyone will have to suffer because of your stupidity and naivety!

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  • Wonder how she feels, divorcing a man more than $340 million in debt....

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  • How much did it take? To buy you out? You re so full of yourself!!!

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  • You have got to be Kidding ,These two hate each other,she was raised Communist,she hasn’t the skills to fight Trump.

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  • She will be a forgettable First Lady

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  • She will probably divorce him...

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  • Why are people always so nasty? Media gain from others misery and we encourage them. Everybody pains for their sin.

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  • Please help me Am a 71 year old former Marine I have always voted republican based on Abortion alone. Can you recommend any over the counter medicine to help me transition to socialism and help me forget the 3-4 thousand unborn children we MURDER every day in the US thank you for your time ^

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  • Love story?? What crap.....he needed her as decoration for his oversized ego....he loves only himself, his orange face and his silly colored hair and as for holding hands at 74 yrs old, it is all an act to impress his gullible supporters

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  • She Don’t like her husband

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  • Birds of a feather. Both of them only love money and power. People are STARVING and living in the streets and she worried about Christmas decor and rearranging the gardens You reap what you sow

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  • Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump met AIPAC on 21 March 2016 and promised the powerful pro-Israel lobbying group that he would scrap President Barak Obama’s landmark Iran nuclear deal and, regardless of the consequences, move the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, “the eternal capital of the Jewish people.” Greeted with rapturous applause, a deal was clearly done. "The decline of serious reporting on policy has been going on for a while, but it got much worse in 2016. In 2008, the major networks' nightly newscasts spent a total of 220 minutes on policy.... In 2016, it was just 32 minutes.... Coverage of my emails crowded out virtually everything else my campaign said or did. The press acted like it was the only story that mattered." Hillary Clinton, What Happened, 223, 318 At 3 pm on Friday 7 October 2016, the US government issued a statement officially accusing Moscow of attempting to subvert America's democratic process: “The U.S. intelligence community is confident the Russian government directed the recent compromise of emails from U.S. persons and institutions. These thefts and disclosures are intended to interfere with the U.S. election process. Russia’s senior-most officials are the only ones who could have authorized the activities.” (Bob Woodward, Fear, 29-30). At 4:05 pm the Washington Post released the Access Hollywood tapes seemingly burying Trump’s election campaign. One hour later, however, WikiLeaks released two thousand hacked Democratic National Committee emails and the press scrambled to the trough. After the sensational Access Hollywood story the "fake news" media resumed their relentless coverage of the Russian-WikiLeaks-fed “Clinton email” controversy thereby discrediting Hillary and normalizing Trump. Backed by Israel and Russia, Trump rode the anti-Clinton, evangelical Republican wave to win the 2016 US presidential election with 3 million less votes than his opponent. An ad hoc US administration consisting of Trump family members, retired generals and right-wing lunatics was then scraped together and US foreign policy swung back somewhere to the right.... Full text available on Amazon, Last Messages by Waleed Higgins

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